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diamoncls:

me as a cleaning product

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frageile:

reasons why you should date me

  • i’ll make you a sandwich

  • i have amazing taste in music

  • i’m too ugly to cheat

  • i have no friends so i can spend lots of time with you

  • i have netflix

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egberts:

i fuckin hate how daisy goes ”WOOHOO” when she passes u in mariokart. especially when ur like tied with her so all u hear is WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOO FUCKING HOO

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frozenteen:

are you Jewish because you Israeli hot

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pemsylvania:

you know it’s a good friendship when you actually sit down and establish that you’re best friends and sign a contract while having a lawyer present

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vintageux:

I’m more attached to my hoodie than my family

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brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.

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memelordmikey:

*looks up zodiac compatibility with fave* *sees that we’re not compatible* *throws rock at sky* fuck you fake bitch

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